4.30.2012

scumbag immune system.

Alright, I've known for a long time that I am accident prone.  The proof of that comes in my 15 hospital-visit-inducing accidents since the fifth grade.  But never have I labeled myself as someone with a weak immune system... Until now I guess.  It's been nice weather, I have had pretty good sleeping patterns, & haven't been doing anything that would cause illness.  However, my immune system decided to take a vacation I guess.  I don't know what dying feels like, but as far as any experience I have goes, this feels pretty close.  Starting from my toes, my entire body aches, I am experiencing hot&cold flashes, my throat is seizing up, & very sore, my head, the entire thing, feels like it is going to explode, especially near my forehead, & back of my neck.  I have taken pain reliever, vitamin C, & NyQuil.  Nothing has helped so far.  Is it too much to ask for to just feel better? It's spring for goodness sakes! I am supposed to be enjoying the warm weather, getting a tan, wearing cute spring clothes, & loving baby animals.  Not wanting to be in bed all day, crying, & wearing sweats&hoodies...  If anyone possess any knowledge of how to cure me, please come forward.  Or if anyone just wants to come bring me soup, a good movie, & sit with me for a while, that'd be very much appreciated.  Although, I can't say it'll be pleasant.  This feeling awful has really affected my mood.  I have been catty to people I barely know & had complaints from people I do know that I don't seem happy anymore.  Well, I've made myself some chicken noodle soup & I think I feel the NyQuil kicking in.  So here is to hoping these drugs cure me.  Goodnight.

4.29.2012

prank war.

It's the Monday before everyone leaves.  Kelli & I decide to get revenge on a boy that has been causing problems within our FHE group.  
He finally got all the saran wrap off.
After a couple days of nothing happening to us, we thought we were safe.  Nope, we found this on Thursday.
They had stolen my shoes, Melanie's shoes, & a little wooden cat outside our door & returned them like this. 
Turns out they were filled with shaving cream too... Melanie & I decided it wasn't worth it, so we threw out our shoes.
So we did this.
& we took their shoes, because they took ours. 
The next morning, this is what we woke up to.
 Thirty packets of Ramen Noodles & popcorn fell into our apartment.
During they day while Alex's car was unlocked Kelli princess sticker bombed it.
Then that night, we made our final move.
 
 Attacked his car with glitter, the herpes of the craft world.  Good luck getting that all out! 
Prank war made the last week of finals bearable. & clearly Kelli & I won.

4.26.2012

3:59

Sometimes I accidentally fall asleep from 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm, & then I can't sleep when normal people are sleeping... So I make rice at 3:59 in the morning.

4.23.2012

smile.

Three cheers for songs that bring back exceptionally wonderful memories.  
& an apology to all those that don't understand,
but a big shout out for you.  Come home soon please, I miss you.

4.17.2012

da Y.

I can cross off another thing on my bucket list yeah!!!
I've lived in Utah my whole life, & just barely hiked the Y for the first time last night.
I love Alan for putting up with my complaining on the way up.  
Not all of us can have long legs & be super star cross country runners,
but we made it :)

4.15.2012

Mini Warbler.

brought smiles to my dreary day.

4.05.2012

13 simple steps to get through those rough days.

Step 1:  Print this picture out & hang it above your desk.
Step 2:  Be uplifted by inspiring corgi cross stitch.
Step 3:  Feel pretty.
Step 4:  Imagine you are this penguin.
Step 5:  Feel empowered.
Step 6:  Remember that these dogs are on your side.
Step 7:  & this dog with a goat will fight for you as well.
Step 8:  Be happy you aren't one of these people.
Step 9:  Be happy that these are not your taco shells.
Step 10:  Hey look, Johnny Depp had to iron his cheese sandwiches too!
Step 11:  Allow yourself to enjoy these pictures of dogs.
Step 12:  Look at this cat riding a rooster.
Step 13:  Look at this tiny hedgehog wearing a hat.
& now you feel better!