Majors.

You know what is so stupid? When I tell people my major is Spanish & they say, "oh! Speak spanish for me." Or when my roommate says she is trying to get into the vocal performance program & people ask her to sing something for them.  

That's like asking a dietetics major to go on a diet for you.

Or a elementary ed major to teach you something.

Or a Landscape architecture major to landscape something for you.

Or a Pre-med student to give you surgery.

Or a pre-law student to argue with you.

Or an accounting major to create a budget for you.

see my point?