Ever seen the spectacular Kate Hudson movie "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"
Well, if you need to lose a guy, but you don't have 10 days, I'll tell you how to lose a guy in 20 minutes.
1: be very, very busy.
2: only agree to go on a date the night before guy moves to nevada.
3: talk about how much you hate boys.
4: talk about how much you hate school.
5: talk about how much you hate people in general.
6: Discuss all you ex boyfriends.
7: Talk about how you will never get married cause you are convinced the entire male gender is untrustworthy & you are afraid of sex.
8: have your friends show up & date troll.
9: have keys ready & hand on door knob to indicate you are going inside now.
10: above all else, just be extremely socially awkward like me & you'll never have a problem with any unwanted guy ever again.
I wish social interaction wasn't a necessary part of life.
Well, if you need to lose a guy, but you don't have 10 days, I'll tell you how to lose a guy in 20 minutes.
1: be very, very busy.
2: only agree to go on a date the night before guy moves to nevada.
3: talk about how much you hate boys.
4: talk about how much you hate school.
5: talk about how much you hate people in general.
6: Discuss all you ex boyfriends.
7: Talk about how you will never get married cause you are convinced the entire male gender is untrustworthy & you are afraid of sex.
8: have your friends show up & date troll.
9: have keys ready & hand on door knob to indicate you are going inside now.
10: above all else, just be extremely socially awkward like me & you'll never have a problem with any unwanted guy ever again.
I wish social interaction wasn't a necessary part of life.
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